"The Crunk is not unseldom drastic, And must be hindered by elastic."
Edward Gorey, The Utter Zoo, 1967

(Gorey did not, however, illustrate the Hyphy).


i'm workin' on it. can't i

i'm workin' on it. can't i catch a break?

You should've photoshopped in

You should've photoshopped in some low-hanging bling, a fifth of Hennessy, and a flat-billed baseball cap. Then, this creature would be CRUNK.