One Trick Pony: Names Proposed For "I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness" Before The Current Name Was Chosen

(People apparently liked this. So now this. I'm sorry)

I Love You But I'm Not in Love With You

I Love The Concept of You But I Don't Love The Actual You

I Love You But I'm Afraid That Our Very Different Backgrounds and Upbringings Will Turn Out To Be Incompatible in the Long Run

I Love You But I Am a Man With Needs That I Don't Think You Really Understand

I Love You But I've Chosen Popular British Rock Band "The Darkness"

I Love You But I Think I Might Be Attracted to Other Men

I Love You But I Think I Have A Chance With Someone Who Is More Attractive

I Love You But I Think That Maybe It Might Be A Good Idea If We Start Seeing Other People For A While

I Love You But I've Chosen World of Warcraft

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Comments

that's why we let kellen do

that's why we let kellen do this, kc

Ooh, ooh, then I get to be

Ooh, ooh, then I get to be dumb-ass Jimmy Fallon who never stops laughing at himself both during and after said sketch. Thus, thought of the other day on accident: I Love You But I've Chosen Danknesssorry.

Fortunately, I don't think

Fortunately, I don't think there is a poverty of ridiculous band names. Let's run this gimmick into the ground like it's an 8 minute SNL sketch.

I love this idea, which

I love this idea, which unfortunately for you means you are sentenced to produce one such blog entry per week.

i love you, but my mom says I

i love you, but my mom says I should choose darkness

I Love You But That Necktie

I Love You But That Necktie Has Got to Go

I Love You But The USA Is A

I Love You But The USA Is A Monster (Which You Will Know by the Trail of the Dead)

I Love You, and I'd like to

I Love You, and I'd like to engage in pre-marital sexual relations, but I've chosen Jesus.