One Trick Pony: Names Proposed For "I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness" Before The Current Name Was Chosen

(People apparently liked this. So now this. I'm sorry)

I Love You But I'm Not in Love With You

I Love The Concept of You But I Don't Love The Actual You

I Love You But I'm Afraid That Our Very Different Backgrounds and Upbringings Will Turn Out To Be Incompatible in the Long Run

I Love You But I Am a Man With Needs That I Don't Think You Really Understand

I Love You But I've Chosen Popular British Rock Band "The Darkness"

I Love You But I Think I Might Be Attracted to Other Men

I Love You But I Think I Have A Chance With Someone Who Is More Attractive

I Love You But I Think That Maybe It Might Be A Good Idea If We Start Seeing Other People For A While

I Love You But I've Chosen World of Warcraft

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